Character: Rossiu
Series: Gurren Lagann.Character's age: Late teens (post time-skip.)
Canon: Gurren Lagann is a story about a Man. A Man with a Destiny. A Man with a Destiny and Giant Mechas. In a world were humanity has been forced to hide underground, a group of brave warriors have dared to go to the surface and fight for what's rightfully theirs... ONLY NOT ANYMORE. After an epic fight with the aforementioned Giant Mechas, the bad guys were defeated and the humans allowed to party on the surface; 7 years later, though, a new bunch of bad guys threaten the populace.
After leaving his squalid underground village where Mecha were worshipped as gods and any excess population was banished to the surface, Rossiu joins up with the main party, fights for justice, WINS!!1! and spends the following seven years growing from a well-meaning, ridiculously polite kid to the biggest douche in Kamina City. Rossiu is serious, bossy and all business, but deep down he really needs to get laid wants what's best for the majority, and is willing to sacrifice a lot to get it. Also, he keeps the bad guy's head in a jar.Sample Post: Good morning inhabitants of Camp Fuck You Die. My name is Rossiu and I am here today in representation of Toucans R Us and Squirrels 4 U... yes; these former rival groups have joined in hopes to strip you of your power. You failed to pay attention to the needs of the minorites you govern and now you will have to face the consequences. To avoid a large scale conflict, you are to comply without question to the following demands:
First and foremost, you will stop shooting the toucans. You may be under the impression that regardless of how many of them you kill, their numbers do not dwindle. And you would be right. Toucans R Us has asked me to inform you that they are not "n00bs" and that they save, I quote "lol lozers." However, the resurrection procedure requires too much paperwork, and the moogles are tired of it. Furthermore, the campers that have stated that they "taste like chicken" will make a public apology and promise not to try toucan meat again.
As for what concerns Squirrels 4 U, you will acknowledge that the population of squirrels, do in fact represent a threat. The official statement issued by their community is as follows:
We are tired of being shrugged off as cute fuzzy things. We are dangerous
, we are RABID. We could eat
you if we really wanted to. And so we demand acknowledgment and to be listed among the threats campers are given upon arrival.Failure to comply with either of these terms will result in quote, "dire consequences" for the human population of the establishment Camp Fuck You Die. Said consequences will not be disclosed, however I am told to point out the abuse buttons present throughout the camp facilities and to note that you would not enjoy being on the receiving end of a complaint.
Thank you kindly for your attention.
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... my employers inform me that my speech was not given with enough passion, and that I will not be allowed to leave until I make it sound heartfelt enough, I start crying in frustration or, they tell me, a camper hits me with a rock. I will ask you to restrain yourselves from the latter.
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Morning. My name. Is Rossiu... ((75.9% IN)) ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.1){kind=small}
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